I’ve never met anyone who had bookmarked porn in my life, until tonight. 

I just never saw the point in doing it really.

I should probably start typing up this paper since, you know, it’s due tomorrow and all…

…but I’m obviously typing this out instead……….. yeah.

So a customer decided to taste her drink that she bought for the first time while I was still checking out her friend, and as soon as she tasted it she said out loud, ” oh god yes it’s like cum in my mouth!”

…..


Her friend and I looked at her and I said, ” uhmm I’m pretty sure you meant that it’s like an orgasm in your mouth….. Not cum..”


Needless to say, she was embarrassed hahahahahhaha.

Adventure Time with RICEaintgPANDA and myknifeplease part 3


dat boot

Essentially me and my interests in one picture

dat boot

Essentially me and my interests in one picture

I just wanna go home and play gta and cough myself to sleep and just play gta and stuff. Ugh. Work is so boring right now.

Adventure time with RICEatingPANDA and myknifeplease part 2 ft. Desperado Grim

Adventure time with RICEatingPANDA and myknifeplease 

I’m a pretty good photographer I’d say :)

I just can’t wait until I starting feeling better just so I can go out and get a tub of this stuff and just eat it all. 

I just can’t wait until I starting feeling better just so I can go out and get a tub of this stuff and just eat it all.